I was down at the pub the other night, and I had already had a couple under my belt when I noticed this good looking sort walk in, I thought she was a bit of a stunner for someone who looked as though her 50th had slipped by unnoticed.
I walked over and chatted her up with my normal suave "G'day - wanna Midi of suds?"
Anyhow, we got chatting and we seemed to be getting on ok, turns out she was 57,
but nevertheless we chatted and laughed and joked a bit, even had a bit of a snog...all in good fun mind you.
She asked me if I had ever had the Sportsman's double - ya know, a mother & daughter threesome.
I thought "Struth mate, you've hit the jackpot here."
So I said, "Nah..never had one of them..."
So we had a couple more beers and she whispered in my ear, "Tonight's your lucky night sport!"
So we headed off back to her place for a night of “Fun”.
When we arrived, she opened the front door, flicked on the hall light and yelled upstairs.....
"Mum, you still awake?"
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