[Citroënbender]

Another visit to Aldi, no bog rolls. A pitiable mound of anaemically slender paper towel rolls. 89¢ Remano penne - oh yes! I split the bags apart, tipped them out and rolled luxuriously on the floor, pasta crackling deliciously under my girth. Sort of like 9 1/2 Weeks in tradie hi-vis, solo and without the sex.