Geez! I hate that!

[Crazy Dazz]

Nongs!

Nong: Describes Fuel-Starvation issue.

Advice: "Sounds like you have a fuelling issue. Here's how to diagnose it."
Nong: No it must be the car seat because I am sitting on it when the problem happens.
Nong: "I spent $1,000 on new seats and it hasn't fixed the problem, why are Ford's so ****."

Advice: "Still sounds like a fuelling issue, have you tried to diagnose it?"
Nong: "Nope it must be the CAT because my mate who fixes fridges for a living knows all about such things."
Nong: "I bought a filthy rusted out piece of **** from a wrecker, but it hasn't fixed the problem. I am never buying another Ford."

Advice: "I've owned maybe a dozen Ford sixes, anytime I had your problem it was related to fuel delivery"
Nong: "At this point I would rather cut off my own penis than admit to myself that I am a ****wit. I'm glad Ford closed down because they are such ****, and this forum is useless."