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Bloke
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Point Cook, Vic
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Haven't seen this on the forums yet.
I assume it is geniune. To save you some time, read the bullet points: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/01/11/it_developer/ |
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2009
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I thinks the person they will be replacing placed the ad
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Regular Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 5,640
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I think they're reaching with that add. They're looking for an experienced IT person, they've spent years being rogered. :(
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Location: Morayfield
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Classic
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Melbourne - Eastern Suburbs
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Probably the one time i'd actually enjoy interviewing somebody for a job. Wonder if they had anyone 'intelligent' enough to actually apply after reading the criteria?
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'03 BA XT
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Berwick, VIC
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they are not that fussy- they didn't specify if they want a blond, brunette or a red-head
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Join Date: May 2005
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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AFF Whore
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: In between gas stations
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So since they are an "equal opportunity employer".... and as long as I 'met the criteria', I could still get the job?
Someone is getting fired over that one for sure :P |
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If it ain't broke........
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Location: Sunshine Coast Qld
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Well, as long as you have a "Twat " !!!
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Cattai, Sydney
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hahahah nice. I think the creator's a bit disgruntled!
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Barossa Valley, South Australia
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I don't think my man boobs are quite that size yet. Can't apply then.
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Cane Farmer
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Tom Price, WA
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I like how it's just snuck in there.
You'd be suprised at how many people would miss it as well!
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Gren A Waverrey
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Well, I'm out...
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In the jungle
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Sydney
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I think I will be doing everything I can to get a job at that company...... think of what all the people that work there look like.
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trying to get a leg over
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I wonder if John Luff the owner of Borders is aware of the ad, I can see some ***** being kicked.
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Sunshine Coast
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I like the bit at the bottom of the ad , applicants must be prepared to undergo a strip search to make sure they meet the requirements.
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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back to normal now :( lol
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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![]() Slightly off topic, but why does every damn person in brisbane want a "female professional" as a housemate, sweet jesus, im so tempted to just rock up in a dress holding a briefcase, talk about discrimination! |
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Central Coast
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fake; the phonenumber is liverpool area with too many numbers.
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sucksqueezebangblow
Join Date: Dec 2009
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viral marketing perhaps? most dudes will get a laugh out of this, and perhaps Border Express will gain a few customers.
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Salamander Bay
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asking for a female professional has risks as you could call a hooker a professional ( after all in sport a professional is somone who gets paid)
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