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Old 24-01-2005, 11:41 AM   #1
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Default I want alzheimers!

At 85 years of age, Morris marries LouAnne, a lovely 25-year-old. Because her new husband is so old, LouAnne decides that on their wedding night, she and Morris are to have separate bedrooms. The newlywed is concerned that her new husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities, LouAnne prepares herself for bed, and for the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes, the door opens, and there is her 85-year-old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, whereupon Morris takes leave of LouAnne, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, LouAnne hears another knock on her bedroom door. It's Morris! And he's again ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, LouAnne consents to further coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Morris kisses LouAnne, bids her a fond goodnight, and leaves LouAnne is set to go to sleep again.

However, after a few short minutes, there is another knock at her door, and there he is again... Morris, as fresh as a 25-year-old and ready for a bit more action. And again they enjoy one another. As Morris is once again set to leave, the young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age, honey, I've been with guys less than a third your age who were only good once! You're a great lover, Morris."

Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to LouAnne and says, "You mean I was here already?"
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Old 24-01-2005, 11:45 AM   #2
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Lmao... he just owned himself :P
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Old 24-01-2005, 11:49 AM   #3
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hehehehe : :P
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Old 24-01-2005, 08:26 PM   #4
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haha. gold. :hihi:
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Old 24-01-2005, 08:30 PM   #5
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LmAo... funny shite!
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Old 24-01-2005, 08:32 PM   #6
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Bahahahaha
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Old 24-01-2005, 08:36 PM   #7
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lmao! i want alzheimers too :
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Old 24-01-2005, 08:47 PM   #8
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Good one Bhahahahah.
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Old 24-01-2005, 08:51 PM   #9
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Thats pretty good .

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lmao! i want alzheimers too :
Really? Its not actually that fun, my grandad has it, and I dont think he's known who I am for about 6 years and my dad for about 3 years.
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