WTF is a 'hollaback girl'?

[Franky]

Originally Posted by GreenMachine

Do I have to step in to defend Kasey AGAIN?

I don't think you have too, people buy her albums and that's enough he keep her screaming. As much as I hate her there is a bit of logic in that, I wonder if she knows that she sounds like a dog that's just had it's balls stepped on?

[loxxr6]

Lol she ****es me off just as bad as Kasey Chambers. F**k me that chick doesnt sing she whines.

Kill her and that Missy Bloody Higgins too.

[b2tf]

Originally Posted by loxxr6

Kill her and that Missy Bloody Higgins too.

Oh AMEN to that. Missy Higgins drives me up the f**king wall!

[Psycho Chicken]

Seriously, how do those two manage to sell albums?

[dogbreath_48]

holey moley, talk about getting worked up! maybe some people just shouldn't own radio's :P

just kidding guys...continue!

-Stu

P.S. I was right from the beginning after all, what do i win?

[wulos]

Originally Posted by dogbreath_48

P.S. I was right from the beginning after all, what do i win?

/me just hangs head in shame & goes stand in the naughtie corner. lol
no wait hang on - I should actually get a medal for NOT KNOWING dumb americanisms!!!

[dogbreath_48]

...and I should be standing in a corner, hanging my head in shame...

[EA_Bender]

‘This Is Bananas’

A probing analysis of Gwen Stefani’s ‘Hollaback Girl’

by GREG STACY

Gwen Stefani’s “Hollaback Girl” is one of the most baffling pieces of music of the modern age. It’s got something to do with cheerleaders—that much is clear, judging from the chanting and the marching band that’s honking and tooting in the background. Beyond that, good luck deciphering the song’s ambiguities. We were so vexed by the mystery that is “Hollaback Girl” that we have devoted countless hours to its study. Our conclusions are below. The first thing you should know, though, is that Gwen is not singing “I ain’t no Harlem fat girl”—at least, we don’t think she is.

Uh huh, this my
Gwen is introducing us to her .

All the girls stomp your feet like this

This talk of and stomping has nothing to do with actually stepping on feces. But what does it mean? From a reading of the later text, we can conclude that the song takes place in the world of high school athletics, and that Gwen is apparently leading the girls in a calisthenics exercise. The “,” we surmise, is what she calls the exercises she’s teaching the other girls.

A few times I’ve been around that track
So it’s not just gonna happen like that

Here, Gwen exhorts the girls to try harder as they jog around the track, reminding them that physical fitness is “not just gonna happen,” but must be worked at.

Cause I ain’t no hollaback girl
I ain’t no hollaback girl

These lines are the most confusing, but their meaning will become clearer later.

Oooh, this my , this my

Gwen repeats this four more times. She wants to make sure that we are well acquainted with her .

I heard that you were talking
And you didn’t think that I would hear it

Gwen has been the victim of some slanderous high school gossip, and she doesn’t appreciate it. Gwen is 35 years old sliding into MILF status at this point, but we’ll grant her some poetic license.

People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I’m ready to attack, gonna lead the pack

Gwen is going to round up a “posse” of her girlfriends and retaliate against the person who’s been talking “smack” about her.

Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
Gwen is going to beat up the person who wronged her, after she completes the cheerleading routine that will inspire the football team to score a touchdown. Gwen has interesting priorities.

That’s right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up

It seems the entire cheerleading squad is going to beat up the person who spoke ill of Gwen; they have put down their pom-poms, and they are now “fired up” to exact swift and terrible vengeance on Gwen’s behalf.

A few times I’ve been around that track
So it’s not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain’t no hollaback girl
I ain’t no hollaback girl

Gwen is apparently the captain of the cheerleader squad; she is the girl who “hollas” the chants, not one of the girls who simply “hollas” them back. Given that the squad is preparing to beat somebody up on Gwen’s behalf, she’s picked a strange time to remind them that she is their leader and they are her sheep-like followers. Gwen obviously rules her squad with an iron fist.

Oooh, this my , this my [repeated four times]

Again with the .

So that’s right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals, no student-teachers
Both of us want to be the winner, but there can only be one
So I’m gonna fight, gonna give it my all

We learn that it was a “dude” who gossiped about Gwen. She challenges him to a fight at the bleachers. If he imagines it will be a fair, one-on-one fight, he is sadly mistaken. Gwen and her aforementioned “pack” will pounce on him like rabid wolves.

Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
That’s right, I’m the last one standing, another one bites the dust

Gwen’s pack of furious cheerleaders leaves the boy a quivering, bloody heap behind the bleachers for the groundskeeper to discover the next day.

A few times I’ve been around that track
So it’s not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain’t no hollaback girl
I ain’t no hollaback girl
Having completed their ghastly work, Gwen’s squad members return to the field and resume their cheerleading activities, as Gwen reminds them once more that she is the boss and they are all her es.

Oooh, this my , this my [repeated four times]
By calling her exercise routines “,” Gwen is showing us that for all her bravado, the character in this song secretly suffers from profound self-esteem issues. She is a complex antiheroine for an age of changing gender attitudes and expectations.

Let me hear you say, this is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Here, Gwen steps away from this bloody spectacle for a moment to comment on the madness and ugliness of what we’ve just witnessed, and, by extension, the petty rivalries of high school in general. This is bananas, Gwen tells us, and we can only agree. And lest we miss the point, she spells it out. And repeats it another three times.

A few times I’ve been around that track
So it’s not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain’t no hollaback girl
I ain’t no hollaback girl
Back on the field, Gwen is still bullying the squad to carry out her routines. But now we see her in a new light, as the sad, lost creature she truly is.

Oooh, this my , this my [repeated four times]
As the song fades out, Gwen is left only with her “,” the mindless exercises that bring her no comfort from the raging emptiness within. As much as she “hollas,” no one hears her cries for help.

[Charbs]

the song has no low bass. it does my head in.

[b2tf]

SHE'S 35?! WHAT?!

Damn, she still looks about 19!

[Heeno]

LOL nice EA Bender, don't know about a pack of ravaging females...that would be scary!