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Old 14-02-2011, 01:51 PM   #11
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A blonde was speeding down the road in her little red sports car when she was pulled over by a female police officer who also happened to be a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's drivers license. So she dug through her handbag and was getting progressively more agitated when she asked, "what does it look like?"

The policewoman replied, "it's square and has your picture on it."

The blonde driver eventually found her compact mirror in her purse, looked into it and handed it to the police-woman.

"There you go," she said triumphantly.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, handed it back to her and said, "sorry, I didn't realise you were a cop."
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