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09-10-2008, 08:48 PM
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COOGES
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Berwick Vic
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I could not believe what happened at work today. One of my workmates stuck 2 fake scratch/ dent stickers on my XR ( luckily on the tail light and front fog light so as not to mark the duco ), what could be more insulting to a Ford fan than playing a prank on his pride and joy. Now we all know revenge is a dish best served cold, so over to you my Ford Forum buddies, what could I possibly do to seek retribution on my playful collegue ?
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09-10-2008, 08:54 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Geelong
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coke bottle jambed up behind the throttle so it no visible . He will wonder why his car can not go over 20kph but careful he is not in a area it's dangerous
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09-10-2008, 08:58 PM
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COOGES
Join Date: Jul 2008
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Very good Snappy, I could think of another place to put the coke bottle...lol
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09-10-2008, 09:00 PM
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Saving for a Jet Car
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Go Beverly Hills Cop style, Banana up the tail pipe, not sure if it actually works or not though...
And hope he doesnt have a Cannon or something stupid like that  :
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09-10-2008, 09:03 PM
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If it ain't broke........
 Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Sunshine Coast Qld
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If his car is rear wheel drive tie about 3 long cable ties around his tail shaft.........
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09-10-2008, 09:04 PM
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COOGES
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Berwick Vic
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The banana treatment sounds good, it could get a bit messy, he drives a modded Patrol 4wd .
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09-10-2008, 09:07 PM
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Just Images
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hahahahaha i like the cable tie idea... ill note that one for future use
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09-10-2008, 09:08 PM
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certified nutter
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Croydon Park
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switch leads at dissy?
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09-10-2008, 09:09 PM
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COOGES
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Location: Berwick Vic
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Buggerlugs, the cable tie method sounds interesting, what would be the result?
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09-10-2008, 09:10 PM
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COOGES
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Berwick Vic
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I remember switching leads on a friend years ago, it stranded him for ages, boy I was a ..
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09-10-2008, 09:11 PM
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 : Anywho - grease or sticky dog fart under the door handles always goes down a treat. |
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09-10-2008, 09:14 PM
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He has, the Knack..
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moving away from a standing still, it would sound like this... click............click......click....click..click. clickclickclickclick as it hits the body with every revolution. A great trick, no lasting harm done but would drive em bonkers
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09-10-2008, 09:15 PM
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COOGES
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I luv the " stick dog fart " line
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09-10-2008, 09:23 PM
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Ford Fanatic
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Location: Brisbane
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If you take a photo of the left side of his car, then take it home and photo shop it so it looks like a fairly good dent , cut it out to the shape of his left mirror and put it on the left mirror, so when he hops in and looks in his mirror, he sees a decent dent.
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09-10-2008, 09:43 PM
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COOGES
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Gee Yaw, remind me to never upset you. You put a lot of thought into your revenge.
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09-10-2008, 09:50 PM
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King of the Fairy's.
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jack up the rear and put blocks under the diff so that the rear wheels are just not touching the ground (but from a casual glance looks like it is). And if his car isn't lowered it'll take some time to figure out why his car wont move!
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09-10-2008, 09:57 PM
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If it ain't broke........
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Had the cable tie trick done on my work truck. Drove down the road and as the truck went faster the noise got louder. I thought " WTF !!! " That sounds expensive !!!
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09-10-2008, 10:01 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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If his car has hubcaps, pull off one, and put a few stones in it. Will only make noise when he is driving and will be impossible to diagnose.
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09-10-2008, 10:10 PM
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09-10-2008, 10:14 PM
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Pffffft, amateurs.
Lift up the rubber seal on the side door window. Drop a few prawns down there and put the rubber seal back down.
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09-10-2008, 10:18 PM
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Adam.
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A guy I used to work with did the cable tie trick to this smart we had working with us, he cracked it big time & he ended up leaving & tried to sue my boss for unfair dismissal..
Couple of things I've done are: Never Seize under door handles, soo hard to get off ya fingers! & someone took my car park a few months back, so I jacked theres up & put jack stands under the rear axle so the wheels we're just off the ground, he hasn't parked there since 
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09-10-2008, 11:04 PM
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Peter Car
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Smear some grease on the inside of the door handle.
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09-10-2008, 11:20 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Location: Newcastle
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some confetti or talc powder in the air con intakes. so when he fires up the air at the end of a hot day he gets covered in crap.
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09-10-2008, 11:31 PM
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Starter Motor
Join Date: Sep 2008
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depending if he has a dizzy just run a lead pencil round the inside of cap cause cross firing easy to fix and no harm. or remove ballast wire car will start but not run when u release 5the key. and just a little note banana trick dont work.
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10-10-2008, 12:11 AM
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Where to next??
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10-10-2008, 12:49 AM
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swap horn wire to window washers buggers em up
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10-10-2008, 12:49 AM
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10-10-2008, 02:27 AM
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Location: Werribee, Melb
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Hook a wire from the brake light wire directly to the horn, every time the brake pedal is pressed.................
Also heard of the blinkers being hooked up to the horn. |
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10-10-2008, 04:04 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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draw a line on the insulator of his plugs with a pencil the graphite will make the spark jump down the body of the plug stoping it from firing . of and the banana in the exhaust won't work they are too soft some potatoes are better thay are harder and will clog the exhaust nicely
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10-10-2008, 04:31 AM
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put a gay pride sticker on his back window. and hope he doesn't notice till at least a week later.
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