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Old 13-01-2012, 10:40 PM   #1
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Talking Jokes about holdens, lets spread the hate.

Righto how a bout some good Holden jokes,

here is a couple ive stolen,

what's the difference between a holden and a Jehovah's witness.........................you can shut the door on a
what's the difference between a holden and an elephant.................one is big, slow and ugly and the other is an elephant




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Old 13-01-2012, 10:45 PM   #2
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I always had a secret love for these jokes. No matter how primary school they are.

Oh well, IBTL.
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Old 13-01-2012, 10:47 PM   #3
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Oh well, IBTL.

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Old 13-01-2012, 10:48 PM   #4
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Me 3. There is already a Joke thread if you feel the need.
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Old 13-01-2012, 11:04 PM   #5
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The R in CV8-R stands for:

You'll feel like a Ragamuffin for buying one;

It looks like a Giraffe's Rectum;

Its really quite Regular over the normal Monaro;

You'll have to enter Rehabilitation after buying one;

You'll want to abandon it on the side of the road like a Reject;

It will Repel all your mates;

It will Reprieve you of your dignity;

It's Repulsive nature will make you feel like a ****** for buying one which will make you
want to Return that Revolting Rickshaw of a Ringworm which they consider a Holden to the place of purchase.
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If one or more of these is true, unfortunately, you are driving a Holden…

- You look in your rear-view mirror to see two people with their hands on your tailgate.

- You constantly receive sympathy cards from the Department of Transportation.

- When you are walking across the parking lot, you see a priest performing last rights on your car.

- While stopped at traffic lights, other motorists offer to help push to get you started again.

- You have regular customer status at Appco Auto Parts.

- You have to stop along side the road at least once a day to pick up parts that have fallen off.

- You leave your keys in the ignition and a $20 bill on the dash for gas money in hopes that someone will steal your car.

- In place of a spare tire, you find a pair of running shoes.
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Did you hear that Australia Post had to recall their latest stamps?

They had pictures of the Holden Racing Team and people didn’t know which side to spit on.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To push his Holden to the mechanics.
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Old 13-01-2012, 11:15 PM   #6
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I know this thread won't last at all, but these jokes work both ways
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Old 13-01-2012, 11:22 PM   #7
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Ahh, go on, try your luck.


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Oh well, only one week of school holidays left......
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Old 13-01-2012, 11:41 PM   #10
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Site T/C can be read here, I suggest for those that don’t know them please take the time to read them.
http://www.fordforums.com.au/announcement.php?f=2&a=2
Problems with this thread.
1. Pub Forum is for car related discussions.
2. We have a dedicated Joke thread in the Bar Forum.
3. Pointing fun at any particular brand for no reason doesn’t add any quality or credibility to the Forum.
4. T/C, Rule 1. Posts about or containing references to: religion are not permitted.
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