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Old 09-02-2007, 09:38 PM   #31
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Also

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Pity the people that believe such crap have no idea about how good the Falcon actually is.
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Old 09-02-2007, 10:28 PM   #32
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torana:

Tons Of Rust And No Acceleration

One my holden lovin boss says : Ford, the going thing. Keeping it going is the hardest thing.

Its funny how all the holden supporters i know drive anythin but a holden. All the ford supportes i know drive fords.
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Old 09-02-2007, 10:40 PM   #33
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Old 09-02-2007, 10:46 PM   #34
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Ford Rules!
thats a very profound statemant
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Old 09-02-2007, 11:54 PM   #35
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Ford Rules!
a very well thought out one there.
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Old 10-02-2007, 01:46 AM   #36
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Old 10-02-2007, 02:26 AM   #37
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A guy walks into a spare parts shop and says, “Hey, could I have a fuel cap for a Holden?” And the attendant says, “Yeh sure, sounds like a fair swap.”

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Old 10-02-2007, 08:25 AM   #38
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Lovin' this thread
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Old 10-02-2007, 10:19 AM   #39
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Old 10-02-2007, 06:30 PM   #40
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Remember the advertising slogan Ford were using some years back - "Have you driven a Ford lately?". Well, I saw a play on that on a number plate frame fitted to a tough Mustang in the US a couple of years ago - "Have you chased a Ford lately?" I'd love to get that on my number plate frames here!!!
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Old 10-02-2007, 06:37 PM   #41
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Backwards: Driver Returns On Foot
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Old 10-02-2007, 06:42 PM   #42
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my old man had a neat XY ute years ago with a sticker on the back window that read:

KEEP AUSTRALIA BEAUTIFUL... DRIVE A FORD.

he also put the classic "this is Ford country.... where u can hear the Holdens rusting" on his work car of the time.... a VN Comm wagon!
how p1ssed do u reckon his 1 eyed Holden boss was when he saw that... :

and while were bashing the others...
Hunk Of Lead Does Exactly Nothing.
and
Chuck Heave Even Vomit.

lastly, saw a couple of guys that were together at the Clipsal 500 years ago with t-shirts saying...
Chev Engine, Ford Diff, but they call it a Holden!
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Old 10-02-2007, 07:54 PM   #43
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Hehehe Chev Engine, Ford Diff, but they call it a Holden!
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Old 10-02-2007, 08:05 PM   #44
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Another slogan Ford used to use was "Going Ford Is The Going Thing" around the mid '80's I think/
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Old 10-02-2007, 08:09 PM   #45
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Old 10-02-2007, 09:15 PM   #46
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My brother has this on his XY: If I'm going to hell, I'm going in a ford!
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Old 10-02-2007, 10:17 PM   #47
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Laugh with glee at the 2 5 3.
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Old 10-02-2007, 11:22 PM   #48
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Holden
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Lick
Dick
Every
Night


Heaps
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Designed
Engineering
Noncence

Heaps
Of
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Drive
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Old 10-02-2007, 11:42 PM   #49
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Holden
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Heaps
Of
Loosely
Designed
Engineering
Noncence

Heaps
Of
Loosers
Drive
Em
Now
pretty funni lol
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Old 11-02-2007, 12:27 AM   #50
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Can't forget, "Just HOLDEN together" !!!
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Old 11-02-2007, 02:50 AM   #51
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H> Holes
O> Oil
L> Leaks
D> Dents
E> Engine
N>Noise

Well that covers 90% of the Ecotec Commodores doesn’t it?
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Old 11-02-2007, 03:55 AM   #52
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'"Old moves"

i came up with that in response to fords "bold moves" slogan. which involves alot of chrome and rehashing 70s styling.

ok, so i chuckled to myself at the time, probably should have kept it to myself :P
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Old 11-02-2007, 05:29 AM   #53
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Or the classic "Id rather push a Ford than Drive a Holden!"
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Old 11-02-2007, 07:48 AM   #54
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on my tool box at work, just to p155 the holden supporters off, i have my Ford badge smack in the center and on the top i have "I'd rather push my Ford then drive a Holden" and on the bottom I have "This is Ford Country, where on a quiet day you can here the Holdens rusting"

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Old 11-02-2007, 10:05 AM   #55
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dunno about push the ford.
I'd rather drive my falcon
than push a commodore
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get in sit down and shut up and hang on (while I start the thing)
Get out and start pushing...
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Old 11-02-2007, 10:13 AM   #56
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"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it wasn't for Ford, our tools would rust" :P

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Old 11-02-2007, 10:26 AM   #57
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only holden bogans would buy rubbish tools that will rust
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GUFFAW.
good one. A lot of truth to that I say.
good thing nissan helped holden out with the vl. I wonder what they would have used otherwise?

Damn shame they used that buick 'pile of shake rattle and roll' in the vn's
would have been great to see what molden would be like today if they had kept their relationship with nissan and used the engines nissan pump out
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Old 11-02-2007, 10:32 AM   #59
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I hope you guys, aren't taking what I wrote seriously. :
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Old 11-02-2007, 10:38 AM   #60
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Holden - Go like a snail
Or a sticker i saw: I'd rather wear a barbed wire G-String than drive a Holden
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