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Old 13-09-2006, 06:01 PM   #151
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**stands up **

Hi, I'm Brett , and I'm a Cleveland owner . The last time I drove it was to get here !

** sits down again **
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Old 13-09-2006, 07:04 PM   #152
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Whats that Alan? oh, Alan just informed me he thinks i need new tyres, I better go, Mr Moffat gets angry when i dont listen to him....
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Old 13-09-2006, 07:23 PM   #153
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Alan Moffat speaks to you through the ICC. Thats why you cant remove it, thats where he lives now.
Alan says he is not a hallucination and tells me the ba is the best car since the xy ho's.

i love mr allan he is my friend he tells me i need to upgrade to premium sound so he is in color
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Old 13-09-2006, 11:22 PM   #154
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It's not the BA that's heavy, Alan's just been eating junk food.
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Old 13-09-2006, 11:27 PM   #155
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That is gold at its finest, Very nice work.

*sighs* and returns to the ED with several cans of degreaser.
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Old 14-09-2006, 12:47 AM   #156
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Did someone say new cleveland??? carby fed!?!?! drrrroooollll!!!
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Old 14-09-2006, 12:49 AM   #157
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oh and today i brought 3 wife beaters!!! they are cool!
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Old 14-09-2006, 06:46 AM   #158
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Very good. Top laugh. Good effort.
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Old 14-09-2006, 08:13 AM   #159
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Hey sour need one about a kia... since I do not own the wagon anymore??
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Old 14-09-2006, 09:27 AM   #160
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bloody awsome more the better what about utes that arnt farm utes??
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Old 14-09-2006, 09:58 AM   #161
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Yeah a 'styleside ute' syndrome.

I currently suffer from 3, AU, Ute, Tickford....uh oh cant solve the Ute problem, im female and not going to start 'batting for the other team'.
I used to think the AU was ugly, but then Tickford did put a bodykit and nice wheels on the Pursuit 250 and then the ute looked at me and told me it wasnt ugly, and if i kissed it, one day it would turn into a handsome prince....still waiting.

Sourbastard, one day you will have a cult following, make sure you milk them for every cent they have! LOL
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Old 14-09-2006, 10:09 AM   #162
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Still sticking with the 4cyl syndrome.. but now have ATB (Addicted to Boost) syndrome :
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Old 14-09-2006, 01:01 PM   #163
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P!ss funny and just like when you read your Stars for the day, contains a kind of eerie truth.....
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Old 23-04-2007, 11:31 PM   #164
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Sides are aching, can't see for the tears streaming down my face - bloody hilarious.

Thanks for the reality check sourbastard...
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Old 24-04-2007, 01:47 AM   #165
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Ahh, i remember reading this the first time, still so funny, when are you running for PM sour?
Its so true!
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Old 24-04-2007, 10:42 AM   #166
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Classic, well done..
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Old 24-04-2007, 10:58 AM   #167
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someone doing some thread mining? lol
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Old 24-04-2007, 11:33 AM   #168
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I had not seen this before....

I need to lay down now.....

Well done SB... even if it was written 2 years ago, it still rings true today.

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Old 24-04-2007, 01:07 PM   #169
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I'll admit that I linked to it in another thread (which was sort of related) because I thought newer people need to read this and would truly appreciate future bastard comments :
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Old 24-04-2007, 07:50 PM   #170
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I wish I wasnt in a hurry and had a chance to read it all, but mate!! Bloody fantastic!! Funny as ****!!
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Old 24-04-2007, 08:08 PM   #171
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never seen that before...
have to give credit where its due...
well done...
have to say being a clevo owner some of it rings true, even cardigans lol...
also being an ex e series owner, i wont take offence to any of it
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Old 24-04-2007, 08:13 PM   #172
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"You believe that eventually Cardigans will come back into style, once Ford "Wakes Up!" and start producing brand new Carbie fed Clevelands for the BC Falcon"

No us Clevo owners are only waiting for the return of KB beer and lolly gobble bliss bombs.
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Old 24-04-2007, 09:12 PM   #173
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Yes!!! this is absolute gold. all new members should be made to read this instead of the terms and conditions of membership!!!!
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Old 24-04-2007, 09:13 PM   #174
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awesome man and so true!

I have a mate who has a toyota corolla and thinks hes a drift king and always tells me horsepower isnt everything yet still wont race my fairmont....................

I also have a mate with a modded HZ Kingswood wif 202 holley n extractors n 3 on the tree yet cant even pull enough horsepower to slip traction and beat ANY car.

The best though is my mate who drives his mums kia shuma around town n races other ******* in excels etc.

I love Australia!!!

Gotta laugh at the Knobjockeys!

Have a good 1 every1 im heading to the pub *** i luv public holidays!!!!!

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Old 25-04-2007, 09:40 AM   #175
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nice one, the best one is the 4cyl set, fantastic, and oh so true!

One thing you forgot to add to the Delusional Traits is : "besides, owning anything with more than four cylinder's is only for compensation of your manhood".:
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Old 25-04-2007, 01:43 PM   #176
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Haha! I love the Ute owners one!

I know so many people like that!!
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Old 29-01-2009, 03:45 PM   #177
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I just found this in another thread, never seen it before had to bump it its too damn funny!
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Old 29-01-2009, 04:05 PM   #178
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First time I have seen it too. That is awesome laughed so hard I almost wet myself.
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Old 29-01-2009, 04:54 PM   #179
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ahaha Yeah me too.
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Old 29-01-2009, 05:02 PM   #180
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I definitley used to be a ute owner
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