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Old 12-02-2009, 08:22 PM   #1
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JUST when you thought we were milking the cow for all it's worth, along comes a fresh idea: cow urine as a fizzy drink.

No, it's not a stunt. India's Hindu nationalist movement, the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), says the drink is in the final stages of development.

The Times reports head of the department Om Prakash as saying the drink - called "gau jal", or "cow water" - in Sanskrit was undergoing laboratory tests and would be launched "very soon, maybe by the end of this year".

"Don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty too," he told The Times. "Its USP will be that it's going to be very healthy. It won't be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins."

The Times reports the drink is the latest attempt to cleanse India of foreign influence and promote its ideology of Hindutva, or Hindu-ness.
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574...-38196,00.html

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Old 12-02-2009, 08:32 PM   #2
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Old 12-02-2009, 08:42 PM   #3
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Old 12-02-2009, 08:47 PM   #4
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And we needed to know this because ?
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Talk about taking the ...... urine
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I'm guessing just incase you go to India, you know what not to order.
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Reminds me of the old "Dog Water" from Ren and Stimpy...
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Or "Booty Sweat" from Tropic Thunder
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Maybe the coogee bay Hotel was on to something...

Look up "Kopi Luwak"... HOW do these people find these taste sensations.
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Look up "Kopi Luwak"... HOW do these people find these taste sensations.
I was laughing tears over that very scene in the Bucket List...
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