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Old 17-11-2008, 11:20 PM   #1
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Has Anyone seen this made me chuckle .
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=665847

And to top it off!

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=665808
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Old 17-11-2008, 11:47 PM   #2
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Wow I don't know if I should believe this or not. If true there are a lot of stupid people about.
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Old 17-11-2008, 11:55 PM   #3
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Old 18-11-2008, 01:09 AM   #4
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i thought it was a good laugh :P
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Old 18-11-2008, 01:55 AM   #5
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that is awesome

cant wait to get my next telstra bill
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Old 18-11-2008, 03:05 AM   #6
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i thought it was a good laugh :P
Oh yeah funny...but wow lol
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Old 18-11-2008, 09:01 AM   #7
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Old 18-11-2008, 08:37 PM   #8
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that was great love the traveling thru time comment
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Old 18-11-2008, 09:00 PM   #9
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Old 18-11-2008, 09:07 PM   #10
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How funny is it .
This bit my favorite be good to know the whole story. Creative bugger


It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.
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Old 19-11-2008, 06:32 PM   #11
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I bid up to $14,300 but got outbid in the last damn minute!!! :
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Old 19-11-2008, 10:07 PM   #12
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I had a good chuckle at this, but no-one else in my family thought it was funny....DAMN THEM!
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Old 19-11-2008, 11:54 PM   #13
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Some people need to get a life

What's funny is a mod closed same thread yesterday....

http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=11241135
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Old 20-11-2008, 06:01 AM   #14
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I think that Jane Gilles needs to buy herself a new dictionary. One that tells her the difference between a lei and lieu.
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Old 20-11-2008, 09:29 AM   #15
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What's funny is a mod closed same thread yesterday....

http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=11241135

because it was a repost.

theres another funny one on his website

http://www.27bslash6.com/hatemail.html

seems he likes to stir and mess with peoples heads a bit i had a good chuckle at it
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Old 24-11-2008, 11:58 AM   #16
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I bid up to $14,300 but got outbid in the last damn minute!!! :
Are u serious?!?!?!?!? WTF would u buy it for? i mean its a bloody good laugh but buying the pic is just ridiculous.

i hope the buyer sends the owner a pic of a 3 legged cat or something of similar value.
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Old 24-11-2008, 02:37 PM   #17
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Are u serious?!?!?!?!? WTF would u buy it for? i mean its a bloody good laugh but buying the pic is just ridiculous.

i hope the buyer sends the owner a pic of a 3 legged cat or something of similar value.

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because it was a repost.

theres another funny one on his website

http://www.27bslash6.com/hatemail.html

seems he likes to stir and mess with peoples heads a bit i had a good chuckle at it

The hate mail one is hilarious. I nearly passed out from laughing!
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Old 24-11-2008, 02:54 PM   #19
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I dont think i've ever laughed so hard in my life!
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Old 24-11-2008, 03:12 PM   #20
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Yeh, I got a tear in the eye at one stage -

"You got me Dick. You are correct, I have no friends. I am lonely and sad. I am currently sitting in a cave by myself, sustaining myself on beetles, powering my laptop by an ingenious array of pulleys and flywheels constructed from small lizards and tree sap from the local flora. I came here to escape my family, friends, industry associates, acquaintances and the lady next door who was spying on me, in the hope of completing my novel titled "why are there so many dicks messaging me?" I have made the dedication out to you Dick and will endeavor to send you a copy once it goes to print."

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Old 24-11-2008, 03:20 PM   #21
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The hate mail one is hilarious. I nearly passed out from laughing!
Oh my god that was a cracker.
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