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Old 04-10-2009, 07:44 PM   #1
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Default How To Fix An Oil Leak!!!!!

Check out this blokes solution to his oil leak:

http://www.ifsja.org/forums/vb/showthread.php?t=102133

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Old 04-10-2009, 07:49 PM   #2
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lol, after going to that sorta effort, he could have just done the gasket...
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:53 PM   #3
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zomg! I can fix the EB's leaks with one of the missus' 50 packs!

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Old 04-10-2009, 07:53 PM   #4
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hahahahaha, wtf? Pretty creative though but he could have put all that effort into maybe just fixing the oil leak? Have to borrow a pack from the missus to chuck in the toolbox.
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Old 04-10-2009, 08:11 PM   #5
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hahahahaha, wtf? Pretty creative though but he could have put all that effort into maybe just fixing the oil leak? Have to borrow a pack from the missus to chuck in the toolbox.

But that would be no fun!
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Old 04-10-2009, 08:30 PM   #6
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hahahahaha, wtf? Pretty creative though but he could have put all that effort into maybe just fixing the oil leak? Have to borrow a pack from the missus to chuck in the toolbox.
By the way, might pay to read more of the thread. He has gone to quite extensive measures to fix the leak and has come up with this "temporary fix" until he gets time to remove the timing cover and fix it properly.
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Old 04-10-2009, 08:41 PM   #7
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My Magna needs about twenty of these. Wonder if he accepts orders.
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Old 04-10-2009, 09:02 PM   #8
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Now that's what i call original!!
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Old 04-10-2009, 11:19 PM   #9
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Remarkable engineering skills on display..................
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Old 04-10-2009, 11:27 PM   #10
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Thats pure thinking outside the "box".... :P
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Old 04-10-2009, 11:44 PM   #11
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"Ready to leak once more. I hope I only have to change it once a month! "

Bahahahhah!
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Old 04-10-2009, 11:51 PM   #12
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I literally can't stop laughing..
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Old 04-10-2009, 11:55 PM   #13
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Haaa thats funny... seems to be many uses for those little sticks of dynamite lol.

I saw a docco once about the cops in South Africa battling gangs. They carried some tampons with them and used them to stem the bleeding of victims of bullet wounds, you can work out how.
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Old 05-10-2009, 12:39 AM   #14
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he is a comedian for sure .
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Old 05-10-2009, 07:25 AM   #15
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Ive tried the link:http://www.ifsja.org/forums/vb/showthread.php?t=102133

all i get is a log in page for a jeep website?
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Old 06-10-2009, 11:33 AM   #16
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Damn, I've signed up, but when I click the link I'm told I don't have permission to access this page
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Old 06-10-2009, 11:36 AM   #17
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can someone post the pics up here...not sure i can bring myself to join a jeep forum! :
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Old 06-10-2009, 10:06 PM   #18
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They've closed the thread.
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Old 06-10-2009, 10:17 PM   #19
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can someone post the pics up here...not sure i can bring myself to join a jeep forum! :
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Old 07-10-2009, 08:54 AM   #20
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Damn I joined for no reason!!!

I was trying to see what you guys are talking about, I joined but still can't access the link.
Anyone wanna post it???
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Old 07-10-2009, 09:54 AM   #21
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Damn I joined for no reason!!!

I was trying to see what you guys are talking about, I joined but still can't access the link.
Anyone wanna post it???
Me too, although I did PM one of the mods about the thread. I'll see if I've got a response
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Old 07-10-2009, 10:05 AM   #22
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Found:

http://jalopnik.com/5239651/how-to-c...a-jeeps-tampon
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Old 07-10-2009, 10:19 AM   #23
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Damn, it comes up as a "blocked site" at my work
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Old 07-10-2009, 10:27 AM   #24
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Damn, it comes up as a "blocked site" at my work
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Ok, here you go:

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We've all had a mystifying, frustrating and recurring leak we don't know how to quickly fix without pulling the whole system apart. Sounds like a familiar problem. Enter woman's best friend — the Tampon.

International Full Size Jeep Association member, rixcj, doesn't have to be ashamed anymore when his wife calls on him to make a late night tampon run to the store, knowing full well that he'll be able to use those little cotton pops for his own leaks. He had just completed a full rebuild of a 1989 AMC 360 engine for his 1979 Jeep CJ5 when he found a nasty little oil leak dripping from the oil pump. Tired from the rebuild, he didn't feel like tearing the whole thing down to find out where he'd gone wrong, he made his own little fix with the help of a fabricated bracket and a tampon. (Hat Tip To LTDScott!) [via ifsja]
















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