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13-01-2012, 10:40 PM
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Righto how a bout some good Holden jokes,
here is a couple ive stolen, what's the difference between a holden and a Jehovah's witness.........................you can shut the door on a what's the difference between a holden and an elephant.................one is big, slow and ugly and the other is an elephant    Last edited by SpoolMan; 13-01-2012 at 11:45 PM. Reason: religious |
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13-01-2012, 10:45 PM
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I always had a secret love for these jokes. No matter how primary school they are.
Oh well, IBTL. |
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13-01-2012, 10:47 PM
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13-01-2012, 10:48 PM
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Me 3. There is already a Joke thread if you feel the need.
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13-01-2012, 11:04 PM
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13-01-2012, 11:04 PM
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The R in CV8-R stands for:
You'll feel like a Ragamuffin for buying one; It looks like a Giraffe's Rectum; Its really quite Regular over the normal Monaro; You'll have to enter Rehabilitation after buying one; You'll want to abandon it on the side of the road like a Reject; It will Repel all your mates; It will Reprieve you of your dignity; It's Repulsive nature will make you feel like a ****** for buying one which will make you want to Return that Revolting Rickshaw of a Ringworm which they consider a Holden to the place of purchase. ************** If one or more of these is true, unfortunately, you are driving a Holden… - You look in your rear-view mirror to see two people with their hands on your tailgate. - You constantly receive sympathy cards from the Department of Transportation. - When you are walking across the parking lot, you see a priest performing last rights on your car. - While stopped at traffic lights, other motorists offer to help push to get you started again. - You have regular customer status at Appco Auto Parts. - You have to stop along side the road at least once a day to pick up parts that have fallen off. - You leave your keys in the ignition and a $20 bill on the dash for gas money in hopes that someone will steal your car. - In place of a spare tire, you find a pair of running shoes. ***************** Did you hear that Australia Post had to recall their latest stamps? They had pictures of the Holden Racing Team and people didn’t know which side to spit on. ***************** Why did the chicken cross the road? To push his Holden to the mechanics. *****************
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13-01-2012, 11:15 PM
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I know this thread won't last at all, but these jokes work both ways
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13-01-2012, 11:22 PM
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Ahh, go on, try your luck.
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13-01-2012, 11:28 PM
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Oh well, only one week of school holidays left......
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13-01-2012, 11:41 PM
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Site T/C can be read here, I suggest for those that don’t know them please take the time to read them.
http://www.fordforums.com.au/announcement.php?f=2&a=2 Problems with this thread. 1. Pub Forum is for car related discussions. 2. We have a dedicated Joke thread in the Bar Forum. 3. Pointing fun at any particular brand for no reason doesn’t add any quality or credibility to the Forum. 4. T/C, Rule 1. Posts about or containing references to: religion are not permitted.
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Jokes about holdens, lets spread the hate.
Re: Jokes about holdens, lets spread the hate.
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